Yahoo! News - Cheney Defends Rumsfeld, Says 'Get Off His Case'. Poor little Ronald McDonald Bummy Wummy Rumsfeld! Does he want to go to Mummykins and cry? Are all those howwible people fwom the international media being a pain? Are all those howwible, evil Iwaqis not being nice to Wummy? Oh deary, weary me! What a poor little, lovely, sweet boy Rummy is! But, never mind, because Big Daddy Dicky is here to help. Because Big Daddy is a nice big man from the oil industry who knows all about nice, good, godly things like embezzlement, corruption, and how to kill people. In fact, him and Rummy should be in the same class together. Oh, but they are! And now Big Dick says people should let Rummy do his job. Oh, fuck me with a broomstick and tie my fingers to electrodes, but isn't being grilled by we, the people, exactly what politicians should be doing? Or, what did Rumsfeld and Cheney read in the job description? "...in your job as a senior political official, you will be responsible for the mindless slaughter and torture of Middle Eastern citizens..." I must be mistaken, because I thought when a senior defence official sends his boys to war he should not only be ensuring their safety, but according to the Geneva convention also be ensuring the safety and well-being of the enemy prisoners, making sure they are treated humanely, and not in EXACTLY the same way they might have been treated before they were liberated. Funny to think one president nearly has to leave office because of sperm. Yet others who go out and so visibly kill people are actually encouraged to go out and murder other country's citizens get away scot-free to carry on spinning other evil deeds!